MONTHLY SPECIALS

With a big hug and a kiss for Tim Curry, we present

Transform yourself with a

Sweet Transvestite: a bold latte with big banana flavor and swinging (wal)nut syrup. It's as sexy and glam as Frank demands.

Faithful Handyman: an electric espresso fizz dripping with blood orange and honey. Sounds sweet, right? He's not. He's just what you need.

Brad Majors (asshole): a tighty whitey white chocolate mocha, which sounds very vanilla, right? But once you get it in your mouth, boom.

Janet Weiss (slut): wise up to this apple pie chai. Frank was wrong; Janet's apple pie does, in fact, taste too nice.

The Gourd of Damocles: this maple pumpkin spice latte is topped with crumbled candied bacon. It carries the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval.

Eddie's Toddy: a black tea hot toddy flavored with bourbon (no alcohol), lemon, and a hint of peach. So good you'll cry. Und I did.

Or, Don't Drink It, Eat It

Bagel Specials:

Magenta: a toasted bagel spread with goat cheese and topped with roasted beets & onions, arugula, and a balsamic glaze. She's lucky, you're lucky, I'm lucky, We're all LUCKY.

Columbia: a toasted bagel with Colombian arequipe (think dulce de leche) and toasted coconut.

You can make this a Science Fiction Double Feature: one side Magenta, and one side Columbia.

This film, and the stage production, mean a million things to me. I'll probably talk more about that as the month goes on. And we chose this theme in April, long before Mr. Curry went home, so making it a tribute month makes it even more special. For drinks, we have: -- Sweet Transvestite: a latte with big banana flavor, swinging (wal)nuts, and it is as sparkly and glam as Frank N. Furter himself. -- Faithful Handyman: for Riff Raff, we created an espresso fizz, flavored with blood orange and honey. But, believe me, this handyman is not overly sweet. He's just right. -- Brad Majors (asshole): this tighty whitey white chocolate mocha sounds bland, but, trust me, once you put your mouth on it, you'll feel the explosion. -- Janet Weiss (slut): an apple pie chai. You will discover that Frank was wrong; Janet's apple pie tastes very, very nice. -- The Gourd of Damocles: for Rocky, we went with a maple pumpkin spice latte, topped with crumbled candied bacon. It carries the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval. -- Eddie's Toddy: a black tea hot toddy flavored with (no alcohol) bourbon, lemon, and a hint of peach. So good it might make you cry. And I did. For bagels: -- Magenta: a toasted bagel with goat cheese, roasted beets with onion and garlic, arugula, and a balsamic glaze. She's lucky, you're lucky, I'm lucky. We're all lucky. -- Columbia: a blueberry bagel (or whatever kind you want) with Colombian Arequipe (think dulce de leche), toasted coconut, and toasted almonds. You can make this a Science Fiction Double Feature by getting half of each! Our specialty cream cheeses this month are: -- The Criminologist: heavy, black and pendulous. A black garlic and herb blend that will solve every mystery. -- Dr. (butter)Scott(ch): a butterscotch chip cream cheese.